Crosswords are no longer for the single, bespectacled or sexually deviant amongst you.
Thanks to The Daily Daily, it is now socially acceptable for you to consider crossword-related activity as a leisure activity.
We’ve completed the crossword below for you, so there’s no need to suffer the stigma associated with staring meaninglessly into sky for answers.
All you have to do is provide the clues for each answer, in Urdu or binary code.

Send your answers to imasexualdeviant@dailydaily.co.uk by the day after that one, and you could win a jumper of some sorts.