A London man spent the best part of today wondering where his Friday evening went.
According to sources close to 32 year old Kevin MacKenzie, he had planned an evening with friends in Shepherd’s Bush.
Instead the IT consultant did very little with his evening, save for completing a longstanding server upgrade for a client based in East Anglia.
MacKenzie, who missed out on a friend’s leaving party, said he can’t understand what happened.
“One moment it was lunchtime and I was creating a Facebook group for fans of Property Ladder, the next it was half past seven and I hadn’t done any of my work,” explained MacKenzie.
“I just don’t understand where the time went. It’s not as if I was drunk or anything, just really focused on finding a photo of Sarah Beeny that didn’t look like a burglar’s dog.”
“There’ll be other nights out, but I’m usually the life and soul of the party so I imagine I was missed.”
Initial reports from the party suggest MacKenzie was not missed by the other attendees.
“None of us invited him out, we never do,” confirmed co-worker David Kelly, 27.
“All he does is piss about on his mobile updating his Facebook status.”
